An Inhuman Condition

“No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.”

While eating Chinese buffet after shooting some guns, we had a discussion about protecting an oft forgotten amendment to the US Constitution. In order to exercise those rights, some discussion was done about stickers and other material for 3A activists. There is a sticker available probably somewhere and some test posters meant to evoke 80s\90s moral outrage campaigns. They may end up being covers to tract-like little booklets if I ever get around to finish things up.

Sometimes I can’t get a dumb thing out of my head until I open Windows Paint and be the change I want to see on the Internet.

I am a professional…

You have questions? Netgear doesn’t have answers.

Because “why not?”

Like the web comic tests, I also thought about trying a printed thing with a few different “strip” ideas. It was this idea that my Peanut Allergies also eventually came from. The idea here was to have some stock images of characters that I could move around like paper dolls but it never really left the concept and test phase. Also, ignore the doodle credit. No doodles were done for this by anyone else. The tests were place-holder proof of concept. There’s a lot, so I hid them behind this link. Read the rest of this entry »

So back when Snail Sez was a thing I was doing (semi)regularly, I played with a program for making comic strips. I did some funny tests that never became anything. Here they are in all their stupid glory.

A fake thing I like to say is that there are three X-Files movies. This is a movie poster about the “third” movie X-Files Evolution.

A while back I designed a Dolpherine flyer.

I printed it in color, laminated it and mailed it off to people who I had addresses for with legitimate postage and address labels on it. It’s more of a foldable thing, but I think I can capture the essence with a few screenshots for anyone who (understandably) has never given me a mailing address.

You should be able to click the three images for a larger version.

Sometimes I look at the Word and Publisher templates and can’t help myself. I’ve been having a few conversations about divorce lately, and this is the result. I’m probably a bad person who should feel bad. But here’s some jokes!